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  • Simly
    SimlyΠριν 17 ώρες

    “A rocking chair that folds AWAY from the wall” what does that even mean? I tried googling that and found nothing different than normal rocking chairs

  • Harisboi
    HarisboiΠριν 21 ώρα

    Reminds me of those 5% loomian legacy offers in discord

  • Wayne Blackwell
    Wayne BlackwellΠριν 2 ημέρες

    Idiot trying to lowball the car, I would come back with, 'Counter offer, just for you! Price is doubled! Wanna go for triple?'

  • Cosmic Catalyst
    Cosmic CatalystΠριν 2 ημέρες

    The anti choosing beggar was hilarious

  • error ex
    error exΠριν 2 ημέρες

    Smebulock is a gravity falls gnome

  • Bryatt Johnson
    Bryatt JohnsonΠριν 3 ημέρες

    she can give more or shut the hell up with your logic

  • Poopergamer9230
    Poopergamer9230Πριν 4 ημέρες

    i really hope u saying beyonce like that was a joke

  • Zuzia K
    Zuzia KΠριν 4 ημέρες

    No one: Literaly no one: Jack: beYoNKee

  • Jelly YCIEYF
    Jelly YCIEYFΠριν 6 ημέρες

    These people are like 5’1 robbers holding a Russian man at gunpoint with a squirt gun

  • Knife Shooter
    Knife ShooterΠριν 7 ημέρες

    I like how does all those voices

  • BobTheFishy
    BobTheFishyΠριν 7 ημέρες

    The only time I’d ever accept payment in exposure is if it’s from Markiplier, MrBeast, or Pewdiepie

  • leo gaming
    leo gamingΠριν 7 ημέρες

    who tf is bionkiiii

  • boostsFN
    boostsFNΠριν 8 ημέρες

    Emkay really pronounced beyonce as BYONKEE

  • Literally
    LiterallyΠριν 8 ημέρες


  • Ton Ton
    Ton TonΠριν 8 ημέρες

    13:10 shmebulock is from gravity falls he is one of the gnomes

  • IJustBeVibing ‘-‘
    IJustBeVibing ‘-‘Πριν 8 ημέρες

    Me from Calgary when the circus is mentioned: Hey I live there

  • Rigandigy
    RigandigyΠριν 8 ημέρες

    Hello shmebulocks

  • Lifeless Moo CHEST
    Lifeless Moo CHESTΠριν 9 ημέρες

    1 dollar for car ples

  • Bethany Carter
    Bethany CarterΠριν 9 ημέρες

    13:10 That, my friend... was an unintentional Gravity Falls reference :)

  • Oompa Loompa
    Oompa LoompaΠριν 9 ημέρες


  • Vivianne MJ
    Vivianne MJΠριν 9 ημέρες

    2:11 Me on Nookazon

  • The Black Boy
    The Black BoyΠριν 9 ημέρες

    5:57 No no u said it in a fudge anoyying way ommgg I can't ahh I'm omg I wanna scream but it's midnight Idk how explain what I'm feeling but ahh

  • Kc Dia
    Kc DiaΠριν 9 ημέρες

    Haha. Schmebulock (or smth). From Gravity Falls. That's what you said at the end, good sir

  • HaHa! Funny!
    HaHa! Funny!Πριν 9 ημέρες


  • Herly Hatlem Nielsen
    Herly Hatlem NielsenΠριν 9 ημέρες

    No one: Not a single soul: Emkay: Beyonkee..

  • Kimsey Kittycat
    Kimsey KittycatΠριν 9 ημέρες

    Love the episodes with Jack 😍

  • Kenny XD
    Kenny XDΠριν 9 ημέρες

    Mr beast: you'll take my entire stock.

  • Skain
    SkainΠριν 10 ημέρες

    Wait what do you mean $25 for a pizza

  • roxanne hartrich
    roxanne hartrichΠριν 10 ημέρες

    7:38 19 seconds to be exact.

  • Adveroy
    AdveroyΠριν 10 ημέρες

    "Beyonkee" I was dying

  • monka S
    monka SΠριν 10 ημέρες

    Imagine these people in the soviet union

  • Obi-Two
    Obi-TwoΠριν 10 ημέρες

    I feel like 4:39 fits more on r/QuitYour Bullsh*t

  • Luke Williams
    Luke WilliamsΠριν 10 ημέρες

    I wondered why the heck that person’s Aunt was making them pay rent. Until I read on...

  • Joseph Mallion
    Joseph MallionΠριν 10 ημέρες

    Shmebulum the mokepon

  • Keanu Daniels
    Keanu DanielsΠριν 10 ημέρες

    Schmebulock is the gnome from Gravity Falls

  • Champiggy -sama
    Champiggy -samaΠριν 11 ημέρες

    1:58 I think in the end, he still bought the i Onlyfans

  • The Poetic Minecart
    The Poetic MinecartΠριν 11 ημέρες

    "Alright you little schmevulocks!" 🤣 I'm dying

  • marry me hisoka
    marry me hisokaΠριν 11 ημέρες

    yes beyinkee is my favorite!

  • bokuto san
    bokuto sanΠριν 11 ημέρες

    peter asked for a piano on my birthday...

  • Asher Heywood Peters
    Asher Heywood PetersΠριν 11 ημέρες

    12:11 *grunt*

  • Asher Heywood Peters
    Asher Heywood PetersΠριν 11 ημέρες

    7:18 he's offering 950 at 9:50 PM

  • Like the Name
    Like the NameΠριν 11 ημέρες


  • Lemonay
    LemonayΠριν 11 ημέρες

    Am I the only one who noticed that at 7:05 the beggar messaged the seller at 9:50, and their offer was 950$. Coincidence?

  • Dylan Lakey
    Dylan LakeyΠριν 11 ημέρες

    I swear, this man said beyonké instead of beyonSAY. 0:33 , gotta hate it. i guess he really is a "annoying piece of shi" as he said he was in the first few seconds.

  • Julia Mical
    Julia MicalΠριν 11 ημέρες

    I just watched a video in reverse, and now I cant understand a thing.

  • Cassie Rose
    Cassie RoseΠριν 11 ημέρες

    when he said 'schmebulocks' i was like *GRAVITY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLSSSS*

  • YouThought
    YouThoughtΠριν 12 ημέρες

    6:04 okay Hisoka didn’t know you read reddit posts

  • Gungunsans .M
    Gungunsans .MΠριν 12 ημέρες


  • Annamations idk
    Annamations idkΠριν 12 ημέρες

    The only bad part about this was Jack not knowing what/who Schmebulock is.

  • Jay Tater
    Jay TaterΠριν 12 ημέρες


  • Sophie reed
    Sophie reedΠριν 12 ημέρες

    9:22 beUtiful singing sir 👏👏👏 I approve

  • 99_Fiαt_Multiplα
    99_Fiαt_MultiplαΠριν 12 ημέρες

    “can i have a car for $1 dollar?” **gives hotwheels car**

  • Xalasor
    XalasorΠριν 12 ημέρες


  • Biohazard Gaming
    Biohazard GamingΠριν 12 ημέρες

    Shmebulock is from gravity falls

  • Nathan McDaniel
    Nathan McDanielΠριν 12 ημέρες

    WHY do people HATE pitbulls so much all they are is literally furry babies

  • mia
    miaΠριν 12 ημέρες


  • ゆい714
    ゆい714Πριν 12 ημέρες

    Just remember, if you ever see a choosing beggar IRL then it's your duty to punch them in the face. Physical violence is the solution for some people.

  • Blxfroxt
    BlxfroxtΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Hey Jack, long time no see!

  • Scott Meager
    Scott MeagerΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Can you guys give me likes for this comment? Ya know, just cos...

  • Koko Live
    Koko LiveΠριν 13 ημέρες

    The first post: Exists Me looking at my editor who I pay a dollar per video: o-O Him: hey I’m letting you pay me a dollar don’t you dare do shit Me: tries to add 50 ¢ to the payment Him: *REFUNDED*

  • Kahlil
    KahlilΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Mmmm yes *BEYONKEE*

  • Rod Lester Felipe
    Rod Lester FelipeΠριν 13 ημέρες

    r/woosh Beyoungkii?

  • CageyBee
    CageyBeeΠριν 13 ημέρες

    1:20 it;s not the amount, it's the source. money earned from wealthy families or from owning shit is generally not considered money you earned through your own work while money you make as a worker is. of course, obscene wealth as an honest worker is really not possible unless you have an extremely technical job or a very dangerous one, and even then people will still buy in large say you earn that money. with business owners, family oligarchs, etc. there is much less respect to go around for "their" money and how they "earned" it.

  • Truly Flawed
    Truly FlawedΠριν 13 ημέρες

    what I've learned is that when somebody starts swearing in an argument you've already won because they lost their temper

  • Team Muscle Cars
    Team Muscle CarsΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Jiffy lube is a mechanic shop in the US. They are big Inn my oil related stuff is where the name come froms never realized how funny it is til now tho 😂

  • Not really naturent
    Not really naturentΠριν 13 ημέρες


  • Radoe
    RadoeΠριν 13 ημέρες

    First vid I've seen and you remind me so much of The Click its awesome

  • AnDriuGames
    AnDriuGamesΠριν 13 ημέρες

    4:19 You sound a lot like the Postal dude

  • JuZockt
    JuZocktΠριν 13 ημέρες

    okay everyone, let's say it together: Christmas is not a reason to discount!

  • Dreamt0wn FNAF
    Dreamt0wn FNAFΠριν 13 ημέρες

    I didn’t read the first text in the thumbnail and I just went “ 👁👄👁 w h a t “

  • Mark Mike
    Mark MikeΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Shmebulok is from gravity falls

  • Trice Mcmichael
    Trice McmichaelΠριν 13 ημέρες

    *in gruff voice* Shmebulock

  • Veronica Williamson
    Veronica WilliamsonΠριν 13 ημέρες

    The Government is the richest person in the world

  • Mjango
    MjangoΠριν 13 ημέρες

    11:02 its not a sword its more like a god dammit trident

  • Nowen Really
    Nowen ReallyΠριν 13 ημέρες

    13:10 Someone watched Gravity Falls

  • MTF Tau-5
    MTF Tau-5Πριν 13 ημέρες

    13:14 My mans has been watching too much Gravity Falls conspiracy videos.

  • Just_ Sammy
    Just_ SammyΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Sounds like Sebastian's voice from Black Butler.

  • Amphibian
    AmphibianΠριν 13 ημέρες

    0:34 did he seriously just say BeyonKEY

  • UnItY
    UnItYΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Ur voice is so uncomfortable

  • Person
    PersonΠριν 13 ημέρες

    1:46 “Jiffy Lube Girl”

  • Lara Brooks
    Lara BrooksΠριν 13 ημέρες

    10:55 "How dare you use my own spells against me, Potter"

  • imposter
    imposterΠριν 13 ημέρες


  • gamemees !

    gamemees !

    Πριν 13 ημέρες


  • Amgad Elkhatib
    Amgad ElkhatibΠριν 13 ημέρες

    landlords literally get paid from their tenants lol

  • Woaky
    WoakyΠριν 14 ημέρες


  • MartinZ and HomieS :/
    MartinZ and HomieS :/Πριν 14 ημέρες

    Oh beyonke

  • Blazing Productions
    Blazing ProductionsΠριν 14 ημέρες

    6:18 its always amazing when people piss an ass like that with more than just logic

  • Diether Claeys
    Diether ClaeysΠριν 14 ημέρες

    *beyonke* 0:34

  • asht0n
    asht0nΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Ah yes, my favorite music superstar, *Bee yon key.*

  • SassberrySnap
    SassberrySnapΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Jack not knowing that Jiffy Lube isn't sexual, it's a store for something I forgot what but like-

  • Sno_Kid
    Sno_KidΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Every choosing beggar ever: *Ah yes, I should totally be able to buy the entire universe for free*

  • William Wang
    William WangΠριν 14 ημέρες

    just look at all the one star reviews for the henry stickmin collection

  • Justizz
    JustizzΠριν 14 ημέρες

    "Beyonkey" (◕ᴗ◕✿)

  • Azrael Kidd
    Azrael KiddΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Hell, I'd pay £5 for a thousand word thing. That's already cheap enough.

  • MisterJer
    MisterJerΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Music superstar “BIYONKEY”

  • r3d firx
    r3d firxΠριν 14 ημέρες

    7:04 i wonder if he came up with 950$ because it was 9:50pm

  • Brooks Germany
    Brooks GermanyΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Would starve to death if something for £25 was lowered to £3

  • Brad Soup
    Brad SoupΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Ummm mk you said something on the first two but in actuality if you have have an arse to see with you’d know rich people dont earn the money and when they spend £20k on fucking shoes to show off take that into account before macking them look a star

  • Zane Allen
    Zane AllenΠριν 14 ημέρες

    I’m third grade I begged a guy with a skateboard to take my dollar and do a kick flip.

  • Tiago
    TiagoΠριν 14 ημέρες


  • An Axolotl to Rule the World
    An Axolotl to Rule the WorldΠριν 14 ημέρες