r/Technicallythetruth | DAMIEN STRIKES BACK???

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Hear more of Damien over on DeeLee: grglo.info/project/vKy_p4u-YNp3b2g/b-nteo. Top posts from r/Technicallythetruth on Reddit. Video credits below.
Narrated by the one and only: NotDamienLee

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  • EmKay
    EmKayΠριν 23 ημέρες

    Go check out more of Damien over at DeeLee grglo.info/project/vKy_p4u-YNp3b2g/b-nteo

  • Mickey White

    Mickey White

    Πριν 7 ημέρες

    Someone, please, tell Damian that "sliced bread" is in reference to PRE-sliced bread, not meaning that bread had never been sliced before. I would be eternally grateful.

  • Sublimephenomenon 812

    Sublimephenomenon 812

    Πριν 15 ημέρες

    DAMIEN THaNKS GOD UR BACK

  • WD Gaster.

    WD Gaster.

    Πριν 16 ημέρες

    Hey EmKay at 2:18 you asked a question, here is an answer: Long, long ago, people made bread by hand. Each time you wanted a sandwich or a piece of toast, you had to get out a knife and slice a piece of bread for yourself. That all changed in 1928. That year, Otto Rohwedder of Davenport, Iowa, invented the world's first bread-slicing machine.

  • HappyGamer 4ever

    HappyGamer 4ever

    Πριν 18 ημέρες

    I subbed to him already.... Time traveler

  • Phishe

    Phishe

    Πριν 18 ημέρες

    no.

  • NSPGLOL
    NSPGLOLΠριν ημέρα

    The fact that no one said "every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes" just triggers me

  • Wolfgang Parsons
    Wolfgang ParsonsΠριν ημέρα

    2:24: thay mean pre-sliced bread

  • fudj tree
    fudj treeΠριν 2 ημέρες

    I’m convinced that Damien and robin are the same person

  • Damian Montalvo
    Damian MontalvoΠριν 2 ημέρες

    My name is Damian

  • Sheeky
    SheekyΠριν 2 ημέρες

    7:55 the furry knows too much to be alive...

  • sreeB ybuR nadiA motnahP
    sreeB ybuR nadiA motnahPΠριν 3 ημέρες

    Me: *Hears video intro music My brain: I’m Mr King Dice, I’m the game’st in the land

  • Stevslayer
    StevslayerΠριν 3 ημέρες

    I litterally only listen to Damien

  • Z3PHYR
    Z3PHYRΠριν 3 ημέρες

    The gif says subscribe and hit the bell. Then the gif unsubscribes and turns notifications off 2:43 btw

  • Fear what you can’t eat
    Fear what you can’t eatΠριν 4 ημέρες

    the intro with the static made me think my mic was fucked again (for context my mic broke at one point and would blare static into my speakers) and i had a panic attack

  • sophia
    sophiaΠριν 4 ημέρες

    give it up for Indian Hills ✊😫

  • G Clan assistant
    G Clan assistantΠριν 4 ημέρες

    Yay Fundy and Technoblade was in the mentioned in the vid.

  • Pixel Pup
    Pixel PupΠριν 4 ημέρες

    i- did he just call Fundy a furry-

  • Cardu
    CarduΠριν 5 ημέρες

    flat earthers and round earthers are actually on the same side

  • Cardu
    CarduΠριν 5 ημέρες

    12:45 ah sh*t, here we go again

  • Don't Read My About Page
    Don't Read My About PageΠριν 7 ημέρες

    How dare you call fundy a furry man?! Jk I also love to call him furry

  • Cash Bowman
    Cash BowmanΠριν 7 ημέρες

    Bullets can do their jobs if thrown hard enough...

  • Sabian Griffin
    Sabian GriffinΠριν 7 ημέρες

    I could tell it was Shaggy bur you ain't no Casey Kasem

  • Sabian Griffin
    Sabian GriffinΠριν 7 ημέρες

    You just had to slice your own bread before 1928

  • 069 420
    069 420Πριν 7 ημέρες

    10:20 "They fell into the tfames'

  • Zazoo games
    Zazoo gamesΠριν 8 ημέρες

    *the return of the king*

  • Anakita Stabs
    Anakita StabsΠριν 8 ημέρες

    my theory abt bread: they didnt have big loafs like today, they had smaller loafs that they bit into

  • Suspicious bacon
    Suspicious baconΠριν 8 ημέρες

    the fames

  • Victor Ling
    Victor LingΠριν 8 ημέρες

    did you know that a comment is just a podcast full of strangers talking about what they just saw.Then when you disable it the podcast was canceled.

  • barritoo thy
    barritoo thyΠριν 8 ημέρες

    DAMIEN FINALLY

  • Tristan Monaghan-Sova
    Tristan Monaghan-SovaΠριν 8 ημέρες

    The meme at 14:10 hits a little close to home.

  • Plynix
    PlynixΠριν 9 ημέρες

    Thames is pronounced tems

  • Jay San
    Jay SanΠριν 9 ημέρες

    Wait, if Damien is back....will we finally hear "My namien is Damien"? :D

  • Rob64guy
    Rob64guyΠριν 9 ημέρες

    when you comment on a video and it gets more likes then the video, breh where have i seen that?

  • Robert
    RobertΠριν 10 ημέρες

    fUN FACT: FUN FACTS ARE NOT FUN

  • František Vrána
    František VránaΠριν 10 ημέρες

    4:20 Falling into a vat of liquid hydrogen.

  • Altalune -chan
    Altalune -chanΠριν 10 ημέρες

    1:22 Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes 12:50 I applaud them- 15:41 that honestly does look pretty cool

  • enoughofyourkoicarp
    enoughofyourkoicarpΠριν 10 ημέρες

    Fun fact, branches are just the parts of the roots that stick out of the ground. You're welcome.

  • Dylan
    DylanΠριν 10 ημέρες

    Sliced bread wasn't invented in 1928, rather, PRE-sliced bread was made marketable in 1928, before that, you bought (or made) an unsliced loaf and made slices as needed because if the whole loaf was sliced all at once, it would go stale before you could eat it. The crust on a loaf of unsliced bread keeps the moisture in, while the innards (?) dry out really fast (as you've probably noticed), so the less innards exposed to open air the better. Basically what kept pre-sliced bread from being marketable was that no one had figured out how to package it yet. I'm not sure if the original solution was plastic bags (I could see it being waxed paper if it wasn't plastic) but nowadays, if you get a pre-sliced loaf it will always be in a plastic bag to keep the moisture in but an unsliced loaf, if it's wrapped at all might only be loosely wrapped in paper (which is more to keep dirt off of your bread during transport than to keep it fresh), which also explains the existence of bread boxes, to protect your bread from critters and drying out since bread didn't come with its own storage container like it does today.

  • Rootin Tootin Simputin
    Rootin Tootin SimputinΠριν 11 ημέρες

    *THAMES*

  • KRM 5K
    KRM 5KΠριν 11 ημέρες

    r/technicallythetruth no chicken wings no food.

  • Thinking Out Loud
    Thinking Out LoudΠριν 11 ημέρες

    THAMES?! HHHHHHHHHH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LOOK UP HOW TO PRONOUNCE THINGS

  • Triple8 Gamer
    Triple8 GamerΠριν 11 ημέρες

    13:36 Is that person behind the sign using their phone to see through the gap? XD

  • Tristan Avalos
    Tristan AvalosΠριν 11 ημέρες

    14:15 o k

  • GraphicHealer
    GraphicHealerΠριν 11 ημέρες

    13:48 - That guy can't smell bad, he has a good nose. He can smell things pretty good.

  • Min Gaming
    Min GamingΠριν 11 ημέρες

    13:42 she just has scolinosis give her a break

  • Ralph Wiggum
    Ralph WiggumΠριν 11 ημέρες

    10:19 no

  • Rowan Gallagher
    Rowan GallagherΠριν 12 ημέρες

    Thames is pronounced tems

  • Fossil Draws
    Fossil DrawsΠριν 12 ημέρες

    "Great power comes with great electricity bill" If your in texas, bad power does too.

  • Julian Stillwell
    Julian StillwellΠριν 12 ημέρες

    15:05 I just sawed this boat in half! Now that’s a lot of damage!

  • ZSlaya
    ZSlayaΠριν 12 ημέρες

    DAMIEN LIVES!!!

  • Unknown Alias
    Unknown AliasΠριν 12 ημέρες

    The bread wasn’t pre sliced

  • ItzShadowYT
    ItzShadowYTΠριν 12 ημέρες

    The eating lava one is technically false, due to the extreme temperature of genuine lava, a human body would combust before the lava is able to make contact with your body, let alone before eating, which by definition, requires swallowing. Because of that fact, the lava would have already killed you before you swallow it, therefore it is actually impossible to eat lava.

  • Hyper Enrizion
    Hyper EnrizionΠριν 12 ημέρες

    Oh thank God damien came back, he's probably my favorite voice actor for emkay

  • Gaming Gruff
    Gaming GruffΠριν 12 ημέρες

    I can't believe Damien said the fames it is called the tems

  • Everything Military
    Everything MilitaryΠριν 12 ημέρες

    Memories are just you imagining something that happened already

  • Lazy Eight
    Lazy EightΠριν 12 ημέρες

    2:12 ain’t that just like a subway sandwich?

  • Brown Turds
    Brown TurdsΠριν 12 ημέρες

    So bullets are lazy workers but once u fire them they do the best job possible? Is that right?

  • Do-ri-me
    Do-ri-meΠριν 12 ημέρες

    I swweeaarr his laugh makes me laugh EVERY time🤣🤣🤣

  • lego'n stuff
    lego'n stuffΠριν 12 ημέρες

    Return of the king

  • Alex
    AlexΠριν 12 ημέρες

    Welcome back

  • marjorie rothermel
    marjorie rothermelΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Ever notice the music in the backround is cuphead

  • Adam Mullarkey
    Adam MullarkeyΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Woah, woah, woah, wait a second. Do me a favour; say "Thames" again.

  • Ember
    EmberΠριν 13 ημέρες

    he lived, he died, he's back, alive, IIIIII'm the necromancer!

  • Kneeko Enji
    Kneeko EnjiΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Betty Sliced White bread

  • William West (student)

    William West (student)

    Πριν 13 ημέρες

    @Kneeko Enji what the fuck is bottom they are all on the same line

  • Kneeko Enji

    Kneeko Enji

    Πριν 13 ημέρες

    Read it as- Top left, Bottom left, Top right, Bottom right

  • Gnome BuddyDTS
    Gnome BuddyDTSΠριν 13 ημέρες

    2:11 Looked it up and I only see normal sandwiches. What the crap

  • William West (student)

    William West (student)

    Πριν 13 ημέρες

    You “had to slice it yourself” so what they meant was pre sliced bread which is bullshit

  • Get me 3000 subs so i can pay my rent
    Get me 3000 subs so i can pay my rentΠριν 13 ημέρες

    11:54 blorange rhymes with orange

  • Mrs Oreo
    Mrs OreoΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Fun fact if you remove E and ay from Emkay you stll get Emkay cause M and K

  • Skumar Ksssk2
    Skumar Ksssk2Πριν 13 ημέρες

    Xavier was in thumbnail

  • A Monke
    A MonkeΠριν 13 ημέρες

    Fun fact: All milk is breast milk.

  • A Monke

    A Monke

    Πριν 12 ημέρες

    @The Asian Egg It's an alternative. Kind of like how it's called a birdsong, but it's not meant to be music (and doesn't sound like music). Still, I like your thinking.

  • The Asian Egg

    The Asian Egg

    Πριν 13 ημέρες

    Almond milk

  • Jack A boi
    Jack A boiΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Yooooooo, he’s back!

  • Alex Drahomaretskyi
    Alex DrahomaretskyiΠριν 14 ημέρες

    You can't get mad at a lazy person, they didn't do anything.

  • Le Purple boi :3
    Le Purple boi :3Πριν 14 ημέρες

    7:50 Isn’t this just part of the Purge plot

  • mile uwu
    mile uwuΠριν 14 ημέρες

    omg i missed damien

  • Solar Flare
    Solar FlareΠριν 14 ημέρες

    im waiting for fundy to get here to scream hes not a furry but it would be the wrong subreddit

  • Leland H
    Leland HΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Damien pointing out the woman in gray with a deviated septum in the sports mascot meme has convinced me that he is a cocaine addict.

  • pokemonfan5363 LOL
    pokemonfan5363 LOLΠριν 14 ημέρες

    He laughs like dream

  • 山本 テレビ / Yテレ
    山本 テレビ / YテレΠριν 14 ημέρες

    0:31 Technically he lost more like 1.99999... weeks of his lifetime, because he had a chance of dying during that period, but he didn’t

  • Tyler
    TylerΠριν 14 ημέρες

    You guys wanna know what sucks? A vacuum...... Edit: it also blows

  • piemon
    piemonΠριν 14 ημέρες

    3:15 even better: it says MARGARINALLY

  • piemon
    piemonΠριν 14 ημέρες

    the 5G lotion things is like an idiot tax... you lose money only if you’re an idiot. with this said, I hope this scam is allowed to continue lmaoo

  • bread & bread
    bread & breadΠριν 14 ημέρες

    2:11 fun fact I am the greatest thing

  • xXxMichaelxXx
    xXxMichaelxXxΠριν 14 ημέρες

    Yay damien returned

  • Adam Sadler
    Adam SadlerΠριν 15 ημέρες

    The fucking WHAT river was that? The TH-AMES? It’s the Thames. ‘T-e-m-s’

  • Zach Richardson
    Zach RichardsonΠριν 15 ημέρες

    The thayyymes? What the fuck is that damien, its pronounced the ‘tems’ i know its weird but its a pretty much common knowledge

  • GreenStoneGecko
    GreenStoneGeckoΠριν 15 ημέρες

    15:32 TheActionLab actually proved this is fake... You need more force than a leafblower to stay dry. You can't get a giant engine and a giant battery like that to create enough force and still be light enough to carry around. TL:DR Fake, you need insanely big engine and still be able to carry it and power it...

  • Hadron
    HadronΠριν 15 ημέρες

    I’m disappointed that he missed the best joke in the entire video. The butter Stonehenge caption

  • Muhammad Khalish Argya Ghifari
    Muhammad Khalish Argya GhifariΠριν 15 ημέρες

    why are people scared of sailing more than flying?? like i get it we go into the bottom of the ocean, but if we crash on an airplane, 70% of the time we crash into the ocean, we fall like 700m then go down into the ocean.

  • gunnar shore
    gunnar shoreΠριν 15 ημέρες

    No the real reason you say fire with gun is because that’s what you do after your fired

  • StrawberryKaty
    StrawberryKatyΠριν 15 ημέρες

    ... before bread came sliced... people had to slice it themselves

  • DamionIsDumb
    DamionIsDumbΠριν 15 ημέρες

    Damien a dumb name

  • Don Michael
    Don MichaelΠριν 15 ημέρες

    2:56 Why does Damien sound like Bane from Dark Knight Rises lmao.

  • TacticalGraboid
    TacticalGraboidΠριν 15 ημέρες

    16:10 he knows words, he knows the best words.

  • Loud Kid
    Loud KidΠριν 15 ημέρες

    I've seen the BUFF ad so much that my fingers are becoming buff from pressing skip.

  • TheGamingWolf
    TheGamingWolfΠριν 15 ημέρες

    Btw the bastard sword is real I own one myself .-.

  • Caminatior
    CaminatiorΠριν 15 ημέρες

    5:10 could it get any darker? yeah, when it stops burning.

  • El Pirata Retro

    El Pirata Retro

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Nice.

  • FaZe Quinn
    FaZe QuinnΠριν 15 ημέρες

    I loved this channel with Damien and was so sad when he left, I hated the new guy, then I got used to him, now I don't like Damien. Emotional roller coaster

  • Manatee

    Manatee

    Πριν 14 ημέρες

    ...

  • Brendan Schuett
    Brendan SchuettΠριν 15 ημέρες

    I guess that's why they were fired

  • J
    JΠριν 15 ημέρες

    In 1927 when you buy bread you have to cut it your self

  • Demz
    DemzΠριν 15 ημέρες

    i guess my name is now stan stan stan i guess

  • kythca
    kythcaΠριν 15 ημέρες

    The sliced bread thing: i do believe it was just pre-sliced bread. Before that you had to sliced it yourself.

  • DnkIsInnit
    DnkIsInnitΠριν 15 ημέρες

    Yey damian's back

  • Ranch Kings
    Ranch KingsΠριν 15 ημέρες

    YESSSS DAMIEN

  • Ava TheTwilightZone
    Ava TheTwilightZoneΠριν 15 ημέρες

    my friend sent me the goat kid napping thing after we got an amber alert...

  • Pete Davies
    Pete DaviesΠριν 15 ημέρες

    SLICED bread! as in pre-sliced. Therefore, PRIOR to 1922 a sandwich is made using a knife you hilarious tub of stupidity?

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