I AM MOM

I’m sure no one needed this, but as someone who took karate, I promise you no one could take out someone with a gun if they actually know how to use it

i am a ww2 veteran. i was once following a plane with a motorbike, i jumped over a bus going on a street, and even jumped over a train. the plane was going down as my partners shot it down. i went to where it crashed and killed the pilot. everyone clapped their hands and yelled furiously. then some dude said this looks like a gta 5 mission and i did a karate move on him. im now married with the guy who shot the plane down. im proudly gay #gayrights

The one when that guy claimed to hit on a crying girl in the bathroom just really pissed me off. Of someone is crying, don’t hit on them. Comfort them or let them be. Common sense, people.

The karate high school one, people who know as much karate to be able to take out 3 gang members don’t brag about how they know karate. And you don’t learn how to disarm a firearm in karate, that’s krav manga or aikido. This guy lmao

I’m trying not to cringe over the obscure grammar issues

Dropkick to the nuts how is that supposed to work because that is a very low dropkick

I once went to a car wash and someone was cleaning their car in the line. We went in front of them and they didn’t like that. They slapped my dad because it was rude for cutting in line. He said that we weren’t going to wait for someone that just started cleaning the car

W.D Gaster

Πριν 7 ημέρες

So she left

Basically posts on r/thathappened: [Insert Anti-Mask Person somewhere] [Insert someone asking the to wear a mask] [Insert a "clever comeback"] [Insert everyone clapping/laughing]

WHY DID YOU BUY A ELECTRIC SAXOPHONE

**Sigh** I wish I could be cool like these people.

Me in my head

Once a when i was

haha

One time i landed on an airplane. Everyone was clapping

The way the thumbnail typed it made it look like he said “I hugged 65 girls tonight and you are mom”

I went to work and everyone cheered for me!

Of course all of these are from facebook

Me: *reads thumbnail Also me: "so he hugged 65 girls and- I'm mom?"

4:56 - we also do that here in the UK... so could be either, sadly

They deleted my comment for being 100% truthful

i hugged 65 girls and "YOU'RE" mom. grammer of the year right here, folks

*ese

13:35 I have a wii and it doesn't have a fan, smh

oh god no

9:21 people without misophonia dont understand this is a mood

I went to a movie, and after the movie everyone clapped.

6:51 that's ifunny... It probably actually happened

Your*

why does he sound so much like yoru from valorant at times 💀

and they kept on clapping

I think sometimes you guys just fall for a joke

This actually happened to me When I was in school i pet a stray cat with people then zombies came out eating humans then I saved everyone it is not big lie

About 3:42 , this actually does happen sometimes in collegiate/University level courses, however it usually won't be graded and the teacher will ask you to rewrite and resubmit the essay, I've seen a few of those scenarios play out

This subreddit is just the crazy things I come up with randomly, like “imagine if I fought this guy beating the hell out of him with flip kicks” but it just ends up being me sitting on my ass doing nothing.

I fell asleep and everyone clapped

*I'm a stand user, my stand is invincible, other stand users applaud my stand ability*

To be fair all it does take to talk to women is just confidence and sometimes a cheesy pickup line is good enough but don't be a piece of crap targeting upset and vulnerable women And for women this'll definitely work for guys too And for gay people just make sure you're in a gay/lesbian bar if you're gonna assume sexuality

You are mom

I just had this video recommended to me, almost a week after it came out

some of these are beliveable. until they put there some unbelieable things so we know they're lying

DONKEY KONG

2:57 As Jack read this post he started to sound like Archibald Asparagus .

0:59 maybe the jet had no electricity and no fuel

So many of these stories are believable like halfway in. Being a balding guy but knowing how to speak to women? Sure. Giving cheesy one liners to a crying woman and she sleeps with you that night? Uhh... A guy hearing a girl give her name as a character from his favourite books or movies and giving a matching name after her? Sure, we just heard that one guys lines, entirely possible. The barista crying (!?) and giving you free pastries? Again, uhh... They go from unlikely to unbelievable so fast.

ESP PupsnKits

Πριν 10 ημέρες

Yeah, these people don’t know when to stop

I once got kicked in the balls and I said sorry

Yes. Everyone here is a totalitarian baguette 👍

10:56 what the hell are you on woman? Edit: not Jack.....the girl, I had to clear that up

I wanna bitch-slap everyone in this video except the magnificent narrator Jack.

One time I went to Texas there was 20 guys with 20 guns and I killed them all with my hands

One time I walked into the GP, slapped every doctor with a syringe in their hand because vaccines are bad for your kids and everyone clapped

Last time my mom was in the hospital because my foster sister decided she wanted to have a tantrum

I was in elementary school and a two demons came out of nowhere and and try to stael my soul so I said "fuck that" (like a real bad boy) and took out my laser gun and shot a hole into a demoons' nutsack then took out 2 of the other with my bear hands. Everyone clapped and cheered and some girl instanly dropped to her knee and gave me oral while OBama (dunno his last name) gave me the nuke codes and jesus gave me a high-five. Never underestimate the smol guys.

12:55 that is fake but things like that happen like in my class some times we called are English teacher like your highness or something( I have been in lockdown for a long time)this sounds fake I know but the reason I know that is fake is because a teacher would get fired for saying that even if it was a joke (I think).

I once went outside and my crush was there and then she gave me a kiss then turned into a dragon🤣🤣🤣

R/ that "happend"

6:48 so they’re just openly bragging about being transphobic? Also, I’m p sure a teacher would get fired for that.

This guy's "skills in talking to women" are the most generic, unfunny and cringe texts there are.

5:41 Oh you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend? aLlOw mE!

Honestly with how wild their imaginations are sign them, do it sign them they need to write a moving if they can come up with this stuff Edit: movie***

that one story at 10:25 would be super funny if it ended with him calling her mudblood

I walked a 2 metres track and I clapped

Shakka! When the walled clapped!

Notice how most of these are guys. Yeah.

grglo.infotICjfR9HX-s

grglo.infotICjfR9HX-s

“Ah yes, I had an infatuation to an adult, saw them being an adult, and in retaliation, I acted like an adult with another minor.”

The misophonia story has a bit of truth because the noise makes you irrationally anxious or angry

As a person who trains karate, I can confirm that's what they teach us

12:04 i feel like i know someone who would do this

1:16 this person did exactly what I made my character do in bitmoji

4:54 some people in the uk say ye m8 too so now I'm scared

Queue is suck a weird word…

I’m telling a False story right now

i also train karate and have trained it for 5 years. and let me tell you 1.its not something to flex. 2.saying/being a black belt does not mean a white belt cant hand your ass to you. belt doesnt matter! 3. 5-6 years is NOTHING when it comes to karate. its not much progress at all!

If your going to make up a story, make it good

So many are unbelievable

1:11 IM WHEEZING

yeah but... why clout chase i mean i can take a lot of hits and still be fine

Alex Pilotin

Πριν 17 ημέρες

also i know taekwondo well im just a yellowbelt since i couldnt do the splits so i dropped off

i stole my grandpas lungs everyone clapped even grandpa clapped

0:40 fighter jets have one seat as well so that is physically impossible

6:54 Um.. Am I supposed to be impressed?.. I’m disgusted, if this even happened, he is body shaming women.. Being homophobic, (I’m demigirl so that was kinda offensive..) and just being garbage..

I wore a mask going to the store earlier and a Karen didn't wear a mask and I shouted "wear a mask" to the Karen and everyone clapped

I saw a girl, and she saw me look at her

At first glance I thought the guy in the thumbnail was holding a large egg

The one at 2:57 to 3:40 is definitely my favorite.

"I assaulted my teacher and severely wounded her 😂😂😂😂😂"

I thought the kid in the thumbnail was holding an egg or something until I realized that was his wrist...

I also did karate but in middle school and a group of year 11 students tried to take my lunch money so i tried fighting them and you wont believe what happened next.... I got the living carpet beaten out of me and they took my money and house key (my mom's house)

Once i ate a hamburger and choked to death but was resurrected by jesus christ himself and everybody clapped

r/thathappend is sort of like r/imverybadass

.....

I was just called a totalitarian baguette 😳

9:05 I've gone to martial arts for 10 to 9 years now (Since I was 5) 8 of which have been in karate, I can definitely say that Karate is not that dangerous of a martial art as people think it is. Especially when you get to higher rankings and when I started participating in cups around the world, it kind of lost its original meaning, hence why I stopped. I started Muay Thai 2 years ago, and I can say confidently that any experienced Muay Thai fighter would be able to take down a world-class karate fighter with a hand on their back. So I don't know what the karate hype is all about.

Your*

12:53 is believable. My 7th grade classmates did something similar and it was the cringiest thing i had ever witnessed. Im so glad i didnt participate, it was strange

f

Did this happen or not? I'll leave it for you to decide. So when I was younger and in primary 4 which meant I was around 9 years old crap went down with ma bro and his "friend" for reasons am not sure about at all. My brother is two years older than me so in primary 6 of school and his "friend" was one year older than him so primary 7. Me and my brother were walking home and in fact were pretty much just outside our house and the "friend" lives literally three doors away from ours. As we almost got home the guy rode past us on his bike. For no reason at all he jumps off of his bike somewhere behind us and punches my brother in the back of the head. He continued to punch and then kick my brother when he fell to the ground. I walked in the guys way and he said "I don't hit little kids" I was actually really scared and closed my eye but took a swing at him Regardless because I wanted to protect my older brother. I got super freaking lucky. Like veeeeery lucky. Ended up punching him in the eye and he fell to the ground. Then our parents came outside the house and his parents came out aswell. I don't remmeber what was said at this point because it was awhile ago. We went into the house and the day ended. The next day the "friend" was forced to apologise by his mother and so did. I saw him aswell when he came to apologise and his eye was black and blue. Like surprisingly badly. That's why I say it was a veeeeery lucky punch. The guy was ashamed to look At me and actually avoided looking at me. Don't know if it was because he felt bad for scaring a kid or if he felt embarrassed for getting taken down a peg by a lucky punch. Anyway he ended up apologising to ma bro and left. Don't know if it had anything to do with why he acted out in such a way but not long after he moved to the North end of Scotland. Pretty sure it was a family devorce situation.

2:17 what kind of jjba stuff is this

8:56 He didn’t mention a fuckin wheelchair at all This is completely fake news If he’d “broken his back and neck’ he’d be crippled for the rest of his life, no?

Cobra shark Gaming

Πριν 17 ημέρες

@JumpirRex Bankai ah ok

JumpirRex Bankai

Πριν 17 ημέρες

@Cobra shark Gaming you can break your back and neck but still have an intact spinal cord. It's extremely unlikely but happens

Cobra shark Gaming

Πριν 17 ημέρες

@JumpirRex Bankaibut he did have spinal damage The guy broke both back and neck Confuzzle

JumpirRex Bankai

Πριν 17 ημέρες

I mean not technically. If he had more luck than a god of fortune it's possible he could have avoided spinal cord damage and perminant injury. But the he likely hood is damn near impossible. At best he would had to get pins in his spine and at worst he had to be paralysed from the neck down it it were true